Yesterday, 01:42 PM
Sphinc Torr
Redrum_69
Veteran
Joined: Jun 2005
So over the weekend, the night crew spilled milk all over the floor in the employee lounge. Jimbob McElwaholmeridge slipped on the milk and was knocked unconcious. He later woke up, forgot where he was at and started walking around aimlessly...he fit right in with the rest of the night crew.
So this morning, I walk through the lounge, only to find a note scribbled in yellow crayons, asking to help feed the plants. Puzzled, I went over to my cubicle and there was Scott T. Watlick eating yogurt...or he thought it was yogurt. I asked where he got it ffrom and he said that Jimbob gave him a big bowl of it from the lounge. I guess Jimbob, in his stupor, convinced Richard Chiefawiczinski to scoop up the milk and Jimbob was offering yogurt to everyone.
These people around here are strange. Which remind me...have I ever told you the story of the Dominatrix that works at the homeless shelter at 5th and Rowe....she also works part time at the Childrens Mercy Hospital....shes such a caring person....and for $200 she'll spank you.
My personal favorite. 