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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23
Redrum69
Paula Groundpounder
Hey, just wanted you to know that Paula put in for that job as Secondary Helper on the Janitorial Staff For First Level Supervisor on the Docks. The pay increase is .2576% higher than what we are getting, but I'm happy for her. That role is seen by alot of the higher management roles in the company and she deserves kudos for helping feed the ducks out on the lake.
In other news...JaMartin JaSmithereens took it upon himself to contact the local papers about a box of candy that was found in the trash dumpster last week. He said he didnt open them up, but he could tell by the ripped open package that the valentines day candy inside had a bite taken out of each one...and the $5 giftcard to Chicken House and Tater Salads was gone. He thought broadcasting it in the local papeers would generate a buzz about how nice of a guy he is. It was later found out, that it was a box of candy his mom bought him and he just wanted attention.
The big story of last week was when the Veterans of American Gents In Noticeable Accidents went on strike because the acronym is not very work friendly. We wont give the acronym here, but the bumper sticker they made was in poor taste due to being printed and randomly placed near the exits, which were also close to the womens restrooms.
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Some of the funniest shit I've seen around here in a long time. If it wasn't so long and I could give credit where it's due, I would have posts of the week for at least a year.