The scary thing is that my daughter is already displaying some shockingly bad decision-making ability. One of her favorite words is, "Yesno."
Wife: Victoria, would you like chicken for dinner?
Vic: Yesno.
Wife: WTF does that mean?
Vic: Ummmm, yes. Wait, no. Yes.
Wife: Victoria, this is ridiculous. You need to make a decision.
Vic: Can I have
instead?
Wife: Sure, whatever.
Vic: Okay, thanks Mommy. But can I have chicken too?
That's usually when the catfight begins in earnest.