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A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy looks up at the pedophile and says "Im scared." The pedophile grins and replies "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone"
This one has probably already been told somewhere in this giant thread, but here it is again.
Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
-The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
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