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My testicles are so happy they should have little smiley faces painted on them.
I've found that happy testicles makes me a happier and healthier person. Studies show that well maintained testicles can reduce or even eliminate stress, a known killer. Also, it's been proven that properly aligned testicles keep the spinal column straight, a boon to the central nervous system.
In short, if your wife or s/o isn't taking care of your balls, she is taking years off your life.
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