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-How many black guys does it take to shingle a roof?
-It depends on how thin you slice them
-What is white and 9" long?
-Nothing
-Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas?
-So they have something to unwrap
-What do you say to a black jew?
-Get in the Back of the oven!
-Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?
-He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"
-What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire?
-A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
-What starts with an N and ends with an R that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor
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