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Old 01-27-2008, 07:48 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by stonedstooge
Having taken narcotics over a length period of time constipation is a major problem that does not go away. Is that why you are considering a colon cleanser? If its due to constipation use a stool softener. I've used them, they sell them at Wally World and is the only thing I have found to help from getting consipated. Before I started using them, I went for 5 or 6 days without a bowel movement and it would all clog up about 4 inches up my colon. I would feel like I was carrying a little friggin baby down in my ass. One time it got so bad and needed to get it out that I had to shove a spoon up my ass to pick off pieces and get it down to a size that would finish exiting the colon. I mean when it finally came out it was like 4 inches in diameter and close to a foot long. That's what killed Elvis you know he was plugged up tighter than a drain pipe with cement in it. Not a good thing to experience.
GOATSE will be along shortly to make fun of you for not being able to handle something 4 inchs in diameter and a foot long in your ass.
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