I'm not getting shit done at work today because of this stupid thread. With regard to Stummpy (actual user name Stumppy):
Stumppy seems to have brought a few people onto the Planet, but I believe the two in question are Bucsgirl and badgirl. Bucsgirl is a TB fan (Big surprise, I know) that dated Stumppy back in the day; they eventually broke up. One of Bucsgirl's most famous posts (from this thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=100646) was this:
"I was at Dennis Place a well known bar in Springfield... playing some
pool and I had been winning afew games and one of the guys i was playing his girfriend was being a bitch to me so I took her boyfriend in the bathroom. and when I was done with him I walked out and said ....boom I fu..ked your boyfriend....then my girlfriend and I left
laughing...I know wasn't the proper thing to do ...but it had been a while hehe" Thus the pool jokes... Things seemed to have ended somewhat badly - I think cheating was involved.
badgirl was Stumppy's next woman who he brought onto the board. She is a Titan's fan. Apparently she and Bucsgirl got into it when badgranny arrived - but I'm still looking into that piece of the story. Not sure why badgirl and the stumpman broke it off (yet) but I have a feeling it is somewhere in this GIGANTIC thread that also has the answer to the Titan/Titanic joke (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140347)
Per Simplex3 in that thread with regard to joining the scout.com/titans BB,"Maybe she thought she'd enjoy the Titan's board because that's what is written on the side of her favorite adult toy?" Phobia added, "Sometimes it says Titan. Sometimes it says Titanic." in reference to her....special place. (Also called a "canyon" in that thread.)
Unfortunately, badgirl really messed with Stumppy's head and he gave up all his possessions to live in a van down by the river or harvest sheep or something...