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Old 03-19-2008, 04:43 PM   #4
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Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherfucking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherfuckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season – as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!
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