Wow... when I saw this earlier today I figured it was just a silly little cry for attention. (I also found what MTG was referring to) The OP has got to be one of the dumbest bastards I've ever seen.
<ptp> how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
<Willy> HOW MANY?!
<ptp> none they just sit in the dark and cry