Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut
Basically, if I were booking for TNA, I would set up this crazy feud between a retard named Eric Young and his friend Super Eric and this guy named Kurt who is borderline retarded outside of the ring and the ultimate badass inside the ring and they would fight for the better part of a year and then they would LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
I actually sat down and attempted to watch Impact the other night. The Motor City Machine Guns looked like really good workers, but my god, no one in that company can cut a promo to save their life (save for Steiner and his riffs on Canada, I guess).
Also, I saw Super Eric break out of handcuffs (come on, kayfabe) and completely plant Golddust/Black Reign.
It's almost like trying to watch WCW Saturday Night circa 1993.