I'm your newest member!
and this is how it went:

-- OMG, I can't believe KU won so easily... sorry honey, but ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!

-- Sorry, but I've seen the light.

-- Whatever, I will never go back to Roy.

-- He's a good coach, but come on... Bill Self. Two words: complete team.

-- Stay with UNC, I don't care.

-- StFU, he isn't going to OSU.

-- Well, guess what? If he goes to OSU, I'll follow him!

-- I FAKED EVERY CELEBRATION!

-- But, I'm sorry it has to end like this.

-- My new team is going to the NC game...

-- ...and will win. And Self is going to stay.

-- How old is his daughter, and is she seeing anyone?