I found a street preacher! A real fire and brimstone type, too. He kind of sounded like DL Hughley.
I also tipped a saxaphone player, who proceeded to call me a Philistine. The only real response I could muster was to punch him in the face and push him down a hill. I think he won the argument, but I felt better in the end.
Then, a while later, I somehow managed to instigate a three-man fight on the tracks directly in front of a train that was about to depart. Ouch.
Also, this isn't my story, but it's quite possibly the greatest video game moment I've ever read about
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Originally Posted by Secks
- Outside Burger Shot, I bumped into a bunch of Hells Angels who started chasing me because I bumped into them all. As I was running, I took a swipe with my knife at a pedestrian who was a very fat guy with a long white beard. As I stabbed him, I decided to quickly finish him off and I could hear one of the Angels yell "No! Santa!"
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Anyways, here's a shot of my little friend (sounds like DL, looks like Robert Guillaume):