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Originally Posted by angelo
1) You can try to hide your porn but she will find it. If you have anything other than a Victoria's secret catalog pitch it in the trash or you will be up all night. While she alternately sobs and screams at you about your fascination with Bridget the midget and Thai lady boy's or so I here.
2) The first time she asks you to do laundry screw it up big time ( same with making coffee) I have never been asked to do either in ten years.
3) Find one thing that you do well and tell her she never has to do it again. (except for bj's and if your really good at that then why is she moving in. I tend to fall of the couch.)
4) Have separate checking accounts
5) Keep an emergency out fund of $1500-2000 dollars secreted away (if you get married make it $5000) to get out of the relationship quickly.
6) Find a florist a have them randomly send flowers for no reason (never when you have done something wrong)
7) Make sure she has her own room for clothes
8) I have done this three times and the last one has been permanent so far.
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Rep - I love the laundry one....