Originally Posted by GOATSE
All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?
Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.
Dr. GoLove is in the house.
"You see, the key to a successful marriage is much like eating an orange."
"If i wanted to see a man eat an orange i would have taken thr orange eating class."
A simpsons quote for those noobs out there...