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Old 04-10-2002, 12:18 PM   #86
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Prairie Village
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Any chance you can hire a very old decrepit man with a walker to act like he is trying to mow the yard when the prospective holy man comes to town. You could even have him stage having a stoke.

Or
Perhaps you could make your yard very tidy but plant some flowers in some sort of satanic design right in the middle.


Oh the possibilities.
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