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Old 06-26-2008, 10:15 AM   #1667
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Originally Posted by Donger View Post
Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.
some of it is implied. Let me help you out. you need a necklace. preferably some sort of vague meaningless symbol that will fool most dumb gals into thinking it means something surreal. Next, get a huge belt buckle, but do not, I repeat, do not, use it to actually hold your pants up. You want to show some of your boxers, ya know, like the rappers started a few years back when we were kids. Then, and only then should you get the spray tan. Oh , and dont waste money on the spray tan until you have had your chest hairs waxed off.
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