Thread: Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:16 PM   #2128
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You realize that he's beating his dick like it owes him money over every word of attention you lavish on him? ? ?

The guy beds the easiest of the easy with the END GAME of talking about it with a bunch of fat hairy dudes.

Every pump, thinking 'the guys on Chiefsplanet aren't gonna believe how much I was able to pleasure this female object. They will adore me and heap much accolades.'
His inferiority complex makes Claythan in high school look like Giacomo Casanova.

I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone so desperate for the approval of strangers.

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I realize that midnight_douchebags' mom is like The Battle of Thermopylae. 300 sweating men stand in a huge cavernous gulch, waiting to stick their swords in pulsing flesh, knowing that they're going to die as a result. [/channel of redrum]
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