Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.