Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
The Chiefs will finish 5-11, Alex Smith will play horribly, and Geno and I will cackle with glee while he burns Kansas City.