Originally Posted by Donger
Yeah, I remember the first time I tried on a real female. She was laying on top of me, and I had only practiced while facing the clasp, not around the back without being able to see. I fumbled around a few times and she finally sat up and did it herself, bless her.
Most appreciative girls will know when to jump in and help out. A true bitch is a girl who gets annoyed when you can't do it. That's when you pull out the SUPRIZE BUTTSECKS!