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Old 08-06-2008, 03:41 PM   #66
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Originally Posted by JohnnyV13 View Post
My first time occurred during a family picnic. I got hammared and had to go to the port a potty. My mom starts knocking on the door outside and said, "Jerry, are you ok?"

When I didn't answer, she opened the door, saw my pants down and said, "Hey, big boy, do you need any help?"

Anyway, one thing led to another and I got to know my mom in a way I never imagined. Jesus forgave me, though.
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