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Originally Posted by JuicesFlowing
On Sept. 9, 1996 I fell asleep at the wheel driving home from KC. My 1984 Pontiac Fiero ran straight into one of those huge electrical arrow signs (as the lane was narrowed to one lane with construction) ... I woke up going sideways in the median/ditch at 60 MPH. My seatbelt saved my life, or I'd have died.
PS Those arrow signs cost $5,000. Luckily I didn't have to pay for it.
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They should have thrown you into the slammer for being so stupid. You should have coughed up $5K for ****ing over the taxpayers.
If I had a time machine, I would go back to your crash scene and hit you with a shovel repeatedly just to finish you off.