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Carl & Herm Interrogate Jesus
Carliaphas: "So, art thou the Messiah?"
Jesus: "I am: and ye shall see the Son of man sitting at the right hand of Power, and coming with the clouds of heaven."
Hermas: "See! It's okay."
Carliaphas: "Oh. Alright then. Cannest thou play tackle?"
Jesus: "Verily I say unto ye, if thy faith is like unto a mustard seed thy canst say unto this defensive tackle, 'Move!" and he shalt move."
Hermas: "I've heard enough. This guy can play. He's got something."
Carliaphas: "If Hermas saith thou canst play, I shalt believe unto him. Wilt thou agree to the rookie minimum and sharest thou a room on the road?"
Jesus: "Verily I say to ye, thou wouldst have no power, except it were given thee from above."
Hermas: "Hey! Easy there guy."
Carliaphas: "Hey! Doest thou know whoest thou art talking to? Takest this guy to Pilot and havest him crucified. Then bring me my magazines."
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