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Originally Posted by stumppy
Sounds like the town I currently live in. Do you have a town drunk ? We do, his name is Daniel Boone.
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I bartended, so I was the town drunk.
No one ever called me Daniel. Douchebag a couple of times maybe...
I now know what a combine is. What a lightning bug looks like. What pig shit smells like. What an elevator in Iowa is... Cuz I was really confused the first few times I had to meet people by one. For the first time in my life, white people work at McDonalds and the inconvenience store closed at 9.