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Old 10-08-2008, 03:21 PM   #82
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Originally Posted by HolyHandgernade View Post
"Have you found Jesus?"

If I were Jesus, I would be pissed at that certain segment of Christians who seem to keep losing their savior! Furthermore, I don't know why it is incumbent upon me to help them find him. Can't they just ask the the manager to make an announcement over the PA system to locate him as soon as they realize they have neglected to note his assumed presence? Maybe they should pick a new savior that stands out more or doesn't wander away.

Shouldn't "Savior Neglect" be a crime? I realize this doesn't apply to the majority of Christians who have had no problem keeping an eye on Jesus, its just the ones who feel compelled to knock on my door, or interrupt my silent contemplation while standing in some line. Maybe we could get them one of those child leashes so their savior doesn't stray off.

-HH
Theologically speaking it is incorrect to say you have found Jesus, as its the other way around.

Not that thats what you were going for, but still.
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