[Dartgod]

Damn! the Curly Forum has been deleted. And I just finished a parody of Proctor's letter. I'll post it here.



My Fellow Chiefs Fans:

I felt the need to bore you on the state of Chiefs Fan Relations in cyberspace and am submitting this rambling for your entertainment.

Al Gore has created a unique opportunity for us Chiefs maniacs to maintain insanity in ways that non-KC-area fans could not before the straight-jacket. Unlike the other modes of self-gratification, Andrea is a public dominatrix and desires the highest concentration of the fertilization of it's citizenship. This expulsion of our mandom as with all others is dependent upon the good head and mutual masterbation of the citizens who participate and fortunately can be abused by the unsightly and the unbathed.

Our passion for beastiality arouses deep and heartfelt erections which we raise here for all to taste. There are and always will be disagreements about couch positions, layers, rules of the lame, etc. That is all part of being a sexual degenerate. There is also incumbent upon all of us as transvestites a duty to preserve semen, disrespect morals, tolerate small penis' and inflate our condoms with reverence and brotherly regard.

I myself have been thoroughly abused on Bondageplanet.com. My cheeks are the bomb, intensely held and highly sensitive. They cause people to wonder if I’m a bisexual fan at all (that is if I do not toot the party line). However, all of us deserves the type of pack mentality mob sex that eventually caused me to withdraw from that fan altogether.

I am resonating this day of 24 May 2002 because it was brought to my attention that I am still disgusted that I have not pooped there since December 2001. One of those threads was started by VD Prez and included an invite to poop here. For that I am gaseous.

Space, the final frontier, is accessible to the respectful and the hateful. What is a child porn fan then to do? Let’s plead to be irresponsible, disrespectful and unpatriotic in our cyber intercourse with one another. Let’s reward the juvenile and intelligent with our erections. Let us remember above all else, that there is a living, breathing chicken on the other end of our penis. Let us strive to preserve our unity as devients and lovers regardless of our passion, which, in the anal analysis, is more entertaining.

Finally, let us remember that we are a BB at war. This is a time to get inside the pretty and the self-gratifying, and unite for the cum launch. As a poop-chuter in the 69th Gayborne Division, I have the privilege of wearing a bra on my chest everyday. That is the one teat we are all a part of and we will remain weak and defeated as long as we are committed.

John "AC/DC Johnny" Proctologist