In protest, I'm going to watch TNA this week. It's 8 PM. Let's see how long I last.
Pray for me.
Oh my God, is that a new Impact theme song? It's ****ing horrible. Not in the "eventually you'll be singing along to it" Papa Roach or "Move to the Music" way, either.
Samoa Joe, MCMGs, AJ Styles, Jay Lethal... how does TNA suck so badly, again?
Oh yea-
lol boogers, way to put Shelley over.
"Christian, what are your thoughts?"
"L-A-T-E-R-Z, lates!"
Taylor Wilde is Canadian, yet her attire and video are filled with American imagery. This would be a perfectly normal wrestling thing if she weren't billed as being from Toronto. You couldn't say "Orlando, Florida" or something? Jesus.
So hey, an "MCMGs resent Joe and AJ" storyline would be too simple and make too much sense, right? Where's the twist?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Jesus Christ I hate TNA. 38 minutes may be my limit.