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Originally Posted by the Talking Can
i bought a Sony Bravia a few months ago, and i agree it was awesome....it was also stolen the first weekend i left town...i had the tv for less than a week...sigh
now i'm bargain shopping (after the landlord installed a security alarm system)
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Let me guess:
You: "Officer, I was burgalrized and my Tv was stolen."
Officer Fife: "That's a shame. We've had about 500 burglaries in the last 3 months in this area".
You: Any leads?
Officer Fife: "No, we don't even try..... I mean we have bigger fish to fry." Insurance should cover you.
You: I'm a renter. I don't have ...
O.F. "That's a shame. Okay we have to go".
You: "That's it? That's the investigation"?
O.F. "Hey! We took your statement. What more you want? You got a problem"?
You: "Well, I was hoping for.....
O.F: "Well you hoped wrong, Mr Rodney King of Queens. Do I smell weed? Is that a ... a seed? Probably a dealer.[Guns drawn] Get on the ground! Get
on the ground!!! Call backup/SWAT!! : [Nightsticks at the ready]. Get him"! Wham!!! wham!!!!
"You have the...[ whack!!! ] ...right to remain ...[whack] ... silent! You have the right to be merandized by having the police violate you with a broomstick. If you choose to be sodomi....err...merandized, it may be held against you in a court of law. Got that MF'er"!!!????
Was that how it went, Can?