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Old 01-04-2009, 06:25 PM   #355
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"ok, we have Allen...what else do we need to get to the superbowl?"

"umm, nothing...i think we have everything"

"we're good to go?....you sure? it seems like we're missing something"

"defense...pass rusher...running game, check....oh shit"

"what?..wait, why did you say 'oh shit'?"

"....we forgot the QB....we don't have a QB"

"......dammit...dammit Earl how do you forget a QB?!?!"

"well, I thought you we're taking care of that..."

"do I look like I have a ****ing QB? do you think I keep a spare QB in the garage?....god dammit...well, what do we have??"

"uh..."

"WELL??"

".........Tavaris Jackson"

"#%^!#@%$^&*^&%$$#@@#%!@#$%^%!#$%^&&&!**@#....**** me, Tavaris Jackson, who else?"

"....(mumbles) Gus Frerotte..."

"oh sweet jesus of anal destruction....we are fired...we are so ****ing fired..."


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