[bowener]

I have watched shit on this since before it was the popular thing to fear.

Nostradamus can suck my nut, he's a loser.

Hopi indians are 'aight'.

Mother Shipton is a made up bitch.

Merlin is more than one man, and can eat my ass.

The Mayans are ****ing crazy and amazing.

The only one that astounds me is Edgar Cayce. He didn't spout vague bullshit, but instead gave extremely detailed explanations from the mundane everyday packing info for cargo shippers (which incidentally foretold of WW2 to the year, month, day), to genius detailing of how the Nile once flowed the opposite direction and into the Atlantic (was discovered in the late 90's via satellite that the Nile River basin did in fact run opposite and into the Atlantic)... keep in mind he was almost illiterate and only read the bible.

What he describes happening in the previous decade and through the next decade is what is supposed to go down on December 21, 2012. He just didn't say it as if it were to happen all at once on one day. Instead he layed out the early warning signs of a shifting magnetic pole and the moving of the tetonic plates (he described tetonic plates 30 years before they were discovered), which is increased severe weather and earquakes as well as a warming of the planet (our wobble has our NP aimed more at the sun).

Basically, if what is possible does happen, the poles reverse and the plates all slide along together (but not friendly-like) in a matter of years (possibly even weeks), we will see some pretty major ****ing crazy shit happen. Last time the Poles did this, 25,800~ years ago, Alaska was on the ****ing Equator since the North Pole shifted 90 degrees. That pretty ****ed up.

Besides the massive earthquakes everywhere, constantly, the seaboards would be devastaed as Tsunami after Tsunami massacre all things living near the oceans, and as the shift occurs in the plates, regions of the world will be displaced. If the North and South Poles end up sitting around the equator we are going to have a shit load of melted fresh water pouring into the oceans in a very short period of time. Earth will also have cold weather flora and fauna hanging out in tropical zones, and vise versa, which is going to be a major ****ing problem. Cayce said that the landscape of the UK will change in the twinkling of an eye, and become frigid. Sucks for them.

I'm moving to Alaska and taking some guns and lots of ammo with me. Also books, especially on what not to eat, and how to make alcohol.

Figures the EArth would go through one of its "phases" when the Chiefs are about to hire somebody who can make us good... ****.

Also, good chance that this might not be as dramatic, but it will cause changes none the less, such as warmer temps worldwide for a while.... then we plunge into an iceage (a real one though, with 3 mile high walls of ice the size of canada [if we dont move to a new climate zone])! Also, I am probably wrong on 99% of this, but this is CP and Pioli rumor day, I can make anything up I want to!