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Originally Posted by vailpass
Now why is it you can't get laid?
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I just can't seem to figure out how to emit the inverse tachyon beam on my deflector dish. It keeps overloading the main computer with a cascade failure and the structural integrity field threatens to break down. I pondered re-routing emergency power through the auxiliary grid but if that breaks down the bussard scoops might go offline and then we'd be stuck floating on impulse power for hours. Do you really want to be effectively adrift in the gamma quadrant with the Jem'Hadar flying around looking for things to blow up? I didn't think so. I'll just use the Carrie Underwood simulation on the holodeck.