Originally Posted by Iowanian
You could get some quality entertainment, and free haircuts out of this one.
She's the one that should feel out of place and shitty about this, not you.
Lock the door, dumbass.
No doubt, I would just go there with a big ass smile on my face, after getting the haircut - shampoo etc, load up on hair styling product. When she gives you a bill, smile and say "Yeah...I don't think so."