Originally Posted by Iowanian
You can use the planets help.
We need to assist you in coming up with as many fellatio suggestive every-day conversation lines as we can, and your job is to USE them during your haircut.
Man...the wind sure is BLOWING the snow around today.
Perhaps this time, you could use a little more creme rinse?
"In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight."
— Ram Dass