Originally Posted by Iowanian
You can use the planets help.
We need to assist you in coming up with as many fellatio suggestive every-day conversation lines as we can, and your job is to USE them during your haircut.
Man...the wind sure is BLOWING the snow around today.
Without reading the whole thread,
"Can you give me a blow dry?"
"My hair is a little flat. I'm hoping you can fluff it up."
"I'm just looking for a little trim today."
"What can I get for $25?"
"Can I just get it teased a little?"
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line.
Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time.
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame.
Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.