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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
You boinked Ron in a box car, while eating a Snickers? 
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Drove him from the airport to the club. Cops originally pulled us over because people complained about nefarious looking people outside of MY CONDO wearing guns. (us)
One cop is involved. Asked to see our firearms. No big deal. It's Arizona. But then 2 cops showed up. Then 3... Then 4... And finally 5 cars and we're barely on the freeway. Barely off the on-ramp.
They just wanted autographs. I got out of a expired registration ticket.
When we opened the glove box to pull out the info, a Snickers bar fell out. Ron Jeremy yelled "Hey! You're holding out on me." And before we could hand the cop the information, he inhaled the Snickers.
I think he duck swallowed. Must be an industry thing.