Maxfexts asks the planet
what exactly he should do
He'd rather fiddle with his xbox
than diddle the lady in the canoe.
Her cooter doesn't int'rest him
Halo II consumes his time
He's working on Nintendo thumb
While master chief whispers her Rhymes.
It soon won't be a problem
Her sexy body willing and raring
Some big dick dude will fix the wobble
in her "gently used", vagina bearing.
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