While I'm sorry to hear that it's destroying your marriage, I have to guffaw at the situation. You've had a knack for bad timing this week.
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!