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Old 02-08-2009, 04:10 PM   #41
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This guy is decidely NOT embarrassed by his penis size:

1. Largest Penis
Who:
Jonah Falcon is an American actor and writer and is widely considered to have one of the largest known penises in existence. He gained minor fame after he was featured in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks: Men Exposed” Rolling Stone also did a feature on him. Falcon’s penis is a whopping 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.

Why You Should Be Impressed:
In all likelihood, if you have a penis, it is about 3.5 inches flaccid (the average) and 5.5 inches (the average) fully erect. If you’re bigger, it’s quite unlikely that you are much bigger. Below is an interesting graph showing average penis size, being much larger than the average is exceedingly unlikely.
The Down Side:
Let’s face it, having a small dick is a problem, having an above average sized dick is a blessing, but having a huge freakish dick is a curse. Sure you may have some women who are turned on by your huge member, but most women cringe and grab their crotches when thinking about a penis that large fitting inside of them.



Look at this huge NSFW dick!

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