Oddly enough, it actually has a meaning:
1. football bat 45 up, 6 down
Army slang, meaning "severely ****ed up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats
"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are ****ed up like a football bat, son!"
by Bullzeye Dec 26, 2003 share this
2. football bat 26 up, 5 down
used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or ****ed up.
When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as ****ed up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"
by Jason Mar 10, 2005 share this
3. Football bat 12 up, 12 down
When something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a football bat." Because you don't use a bat in football. See also, tennis helmet.
I'm thinking of switching to FaceBook 'cuz MicePace is getting gayer than a football bat.
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