Pioli: "Bill, what about all of those women you were with over the years that I hid from your wife?"
Bill: "Scott, this is different, I can't give you these two players for that when Tampa Bay is offering their 1st round pick for Matt..."
Pioli: "Remember when you had the crabs and the only thing that made you feel better was this lotion? Well I found another use for it. [unbuttons his shirt] It feels so good it makes me wanna sing! Just like that night we spent in the tattoo parlor in Chicago!
Bill: "THE DEAL IS DONE!"
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