Orphan Annie has concrete and gravel marks on her knees.
You couldn't plow ass if it were tied over a barrel and covered with enough doughnut powder to draw you close enough to know it was there.
You won't get laid this week. You'll chicken out, you won't bring enough money...her dad will be home. Something, any excuse.
I do wish you'd get a vasectomy, just in case though.
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