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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Do you know what its technically called when you have sex with a girl that is too drunk to make rational decisions?
You can't come off as much more of a dumbass, so you might as well go ahead and tell "the unbelievable story".
You have a drunken orgy with an Alien?
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Hahahaha.
Dude when I used to actually date this girl...I'd come home in the mornings and tell my friends...
"Dude guys, she was so drunk last night it felt like I was raping her..."
She wasn't in that mode last night...it was around midnight and I had just sat down in the booth she was in and we started talking (hadn't talked in months, we usually just ignore one another)...and within minutes we walked out the door and headed to her place...
She was the one who sent her roommate to me and asked if I wanted to have sex with her...
I also learned last night that I am no longer 5 of 5...I am now 5 of 6 and she really likes the new guy but she thinks the new guy played her...