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In case anyone doesn't realize the true accomplishment this really is...
When Emily and I stopped dating...she blocked me from Facebook...now, many of you probably don't have Facebook but that's a pretty big gesture in my world! What did I do that was block worthy!?!? That was the question I often asked myself...to which she would reply with..."you'll probably post something ridiculous on my wall that I don't want everyone to read..." Which is probably 100% true.
Anyways...I challenge any of you to find someone else who has been blocked by a person on Facebook yet continues to be able to have sex with that person...it's like having sex with your stalker...generally, you only block someone on Facebook if that person is creepy or a stalker...so lets assume I'm a creepy stalker...I'm a creepy stalker who gets the deal done!
and GD I just rubbed my balls and now I have emily juice all over my hand again!
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