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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut
Awesome, another Tucker Max wannabe.
Didn't have nearly enough of those.
Congrats on nailing the drunk ho at the bar, certainly worthy of high praise.
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This isn't some random ho...this is my ex-girlfriend who has blocked me on facebook!
Of course when we first started dating she dropped the bomb on me that..."oh yeah, we can't have sex for a week because I have chlamydia..."
In which case I replied..."what about your boyfriend?"
To which she said..."Oh, we haven't had sex since my birthday (like 9 months ago) and that she got it from her ex over Thanksgiving..."
To which I reply with...
"Oh."
But thanks for the heads up...
Of course if I was going to get any STD...chlamydia would be my choice. Antibiotics for a week and boom! Gone.
Of course T-Smash allegedly has HPV...just about every girl in Normal has something, though. The STD rate is off the hook in these parts!