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"And we're down to the final two in the Miss Wrestlemania Battle Royal! Sunny is standing across the ring glaring at Santino, and you could cut the tension inside Reliant Stadium with a knife! Wait, that's... OH MY GOD, KING, Bart Gunn just knocked Sunny out! She's at Santino's mercy now! Santino is smirking. This is disgusting. Why would Bart Gunn do such a -- IT'S TOM PRITCHARD, formerly Zip of Bodydonnas fame! Down goes Gunn, down goes Marella! The odds just evened up, King!"
"What the hell is--"
"OHH NO! Pritchard just legdropped Sunny. Santino picks up her lifeless body and dumps her over the top rope. Santino Marella is Miss Wrestlemania."
"Was there acid in my drink?"
"We have seen the end of Pritchardmania. For Jim Ross, for Jerry the King Lawler, for Matt Striker, I don't know... I'm Michael Cole. Bart Gunn and Zip, you can both go straight to hell! We're outta here."
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