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Originally Posted by Hootie
I can't remember the last time any of my roommates closed the door to shit...shit, half the time one of us is showering while another one is shitting...makes for great conversation.
The funny thing is...a guy from downstairs will come up and he absolutely refuses to look at any of our dicks when we're walking around...and we all call him gay
I've seen Steve jam a toothpick in his peehole for shock value.
and I've had these same friends since I moved to Illinois when I was 12... |
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