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Originally Posted by Hootie
Man, when Steve and I tell these stories to co-workers (we've worked together in Champaign/Normal and Chicago)...girls find them ridiculously funny. I don't know what it is...the whole bromance thing? But NONE of them ever think we're gay...or even question it...and I've learned when you hang out with the same people on a daily basis...girls are going to go for the guys they find funny and personable...so if these stories make me funny and personable to them and get me laid...awesome.
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I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I don't recall ever meeting a girl that I'd want to spend more than two seconds with who would be intrigued by the story of a guy shoving a toothpick up his piss hole, nor would any of them find the idea of guys pissing on each other while sharing a shower to be anything other than disturbing.
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