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Old 04-10-2009, 09:35 AM   #136
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Originally Posted by Katipan View Post
So I go to a party at Hooties house. Some funky smelling chick barfs on me and I need to take a shower. While showering I feel someone else's pee running down my legs?

I'd be more vengeful than Bloody Mary. There would be blood scattered throughout the room. Millions of shards of glass. And a missing toilet plunger.
First off, no one would pee on you...or invade your privacy. We're not tools or perverts, and none of us are aggressive or make women feel uncomfortable. I can promise you that. We're not creepy.

Secondly, I wouldn't shower in our shower. I cringe when I walk into our bathroom.

Third, while we often have people over after hours, I can't remember the last time we had anyone puke on themselves. It happened when we were 19...but, despite what I say about 15 year old girls, we usually hang out with girls of drinking age...and usually those girls can handle their liquor (especially if they are still going at 3 AM)...
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