Originally Posted by DaFace
It's times like this that I wish vBulletin had a fatwallet-style "quick summary" wiki post.
Just read it. It's an epic saga.
"That's the reason my FFL team name is TrentGreenLeadBlock. When you see this mother****er coming around the corner on a block, put your children to bed and batten down the hatch on your girl's snatch, because the same power that destroys defenders can scar the minds of the youth and simultaneously impregnate any woman within sight, live or on television."