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Originally Posted by Reaper16
Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.
I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.
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Obviously not the master of his domain.